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‘The Jerk’: 11 Quotes From The Steve Martin Classic

Quotes from the movie the jerk

To marry someone with power. . Gosh what a great time I had. He's got to work tonight. . You know, you can tell so much about a person from the way they live.

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The Jerk Quotes

Quotes from the movie the jerk

I don't need anything except this. . What are you doing to my husband, you Miss Blondie? Bring us some fresh wine. When you're rich and famous, you'll send me a postcard. . By giving me three minutes of your time so that you can see some film. I don't need any of this! No, do you want a lift to St.

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The Jerk Quotes: I Was Born a Poor Black Child

Quotes from the movie the jerk

But the fifth day you went to see your mother. And why are you wearing that old dress? Emmet Walsh Director: Carl Reiner Producers: Peter Macgregor-Scott, David V. I drew you this picture. . . And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. But, sir, I don't work here.

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‘The Jerk’: 11 Quotes From The Steve Martin Classic

Quotes from the movie the jerk

If I was a fella, I'd be around all the time. And as for you, kewpie doll. Frosty, I'm no good at this. Now, what do I win? Johnson: This will give me a whole different perspective on this. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Navin starts sending a little money home to his adoptive family whenever he can. That's what I'll call him, too! I don't need this or this! Today I found out what my special purpose is for.

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Combined Shape

Quotes from the movie the jerk

. While Patti tends to be more direct. Fox in fact notes the guy's cleverness and helps him to become famous under the name of 'Opti-Crab'. . There are so many snails in there you can't see the food. . I know where she is! All I did was take the money you sent home.

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The Best Scenes From The Jerk

Quotes from the movie the jerk

That includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers. . . Anything in this general area right in here. But Navin runs into trouble when a crazed killer M. I was protected by the bill of my Engineer Fred cap. It'll give us something interesting to talk about.

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Jerks Quotes (36 quotes)

Quotes from the movie the jerk

You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest. Look what I would've missed. How far are you going? Son, you're gonna be all right. Instead, use that energy and time wisely by achieving goals and being a better you. There's something about those songs.

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Quotes from the movie the jerk

. I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. Well, I could take fifty of the doughnuts. Johnson: But sir, I don't even work here. I've never heard music like this before! Well, if this is out there, think how much more is out there! Stay away from the cans! Steve Martin has never failed in making me laugh.

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‘The Jerk’: 11 Quotes From The Steve Martin Classic

Quotes from the movie the jerk

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. . It is a wire loop with a nose brace. . Johnson, played by Steve Martin, in the film , directed by Carl Reiner 1979.

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The Best Scenes From The Jerk

Quotes from the movie the jerk

. And I won't be able to. . Get in the tub with me! Johnson: This will give me a whole different perspective on this. I'll go get it for you.

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